Jika ..... dan Kalau .....

KALAU SUAMI

Kalau suami mula berahsia..
Itu tandanya dia tak setia.

Kalau suami meninggi suara..
Itu tandanya dia dah ada mak we.

Kalau suami mengaku bujang tua..
Itu tandanya dia nak ngurat anak dara.

Kalau suami selera tak ada..
Itu tandanya dia nak pasang dua.

Kalau suami lambat balik aje..
Itu tandanya dia dah syok kat setiausaha.

Kalau suami tidur di ruang tamu..
Itu tandanya dia dah jemu.

Kalau suami malam jumaat buat tak tahu..
Itu tandanya tak lama lagi hidupmu bermadu.

Kalau suami garang macam singa..
Itu tandanya hati dia dah tak cinta.

Kalau suami asyik komplen aje..
Itu tandanya dia dah tak suka.

Kalau suami mula sepak terajang ke muka..
Itu tandanya dia nak memberimu title JANDA.

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JIKA SUAMI

Jika suami sayangkan isteri..
Dapat gaji semua diberi.

Jika suami sayangkan isteri..
Kerja rumah rela dikongsi.

Jika suami sayangkan isteri..
Kereta diberi suami naik LRT.

Jika suami sayangkan isteri..
Duit poket diberi setiap hari.

Jika suami sayangkan isteri..
SMS dikirim tanda rindu di hati.

Jika suami sayangkan isteri..
Kongsi masalah nasihat dikasi.

Jika suami sayangkan isteri..
Diberi ciuman setiap pagi.

Jika suami sayangkan isteri..
I love U, I miss U katanya setiap hari.

Jika suami sayangkan isteri..
Isteri gemuk, dikatakan seksi.

Jika suami sayangkan isteri..
Sakit sikit selongkar laci ubat dicari.

Jika suami sayangkan isteri..
Ke mana sahaja dibawa pergi.

Jika suami sayangkan isteri..
Sentiasa jujur perihal diri.

Jika suami sayangkan isteri..
Status berkahwin bangga sekali.

Jika suami sayangkan isteri..
Cintanya suci hingga ke mati.

PESANAN KEPADA ISTERI2:

Adakah suami2 kita tergolong dlm kategori ini?

JIKA SUAMI... lebih banyak dari KALAU SUAMI... maka bersyukurlah kerana rumahtangga anda umpama SYURGA.

TETAPI.... KALAU SUAMI... lebih banyak dari JIKA SUAMI... maka berhati-hatilah. Wahai kaum isteri jangan sampai rumahtanggamu umpama NERAKA.

PERINGATAN KEPADA SUAMI2 :

Bukankah lebih baik jadikan rumahtangga itu SYURGA dari menjadikan ia NERAKA ?????

JANGAN ANDA MERASA MENYESAL KERANA MENCINTAI ISTERI .. KERANA DIALAH BIDADARIMU DI DUNIA INI..

DAN JANGANLAH ANDA SERONOK MENZALIMINYA KERANA DOA ORANG TERANIAYA DITERIMA ALLAH YANG ESA TANPA HIJAB...

Can you read this?

Believe it or not, you can read it..........

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.


Amazing huh?

18 Rules for Life

New Words for the Workplace Vocabulary

BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard.

SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.

CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles.

PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going on.

MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch potato.

SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids.

STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiney.

SWIPEOUT: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless because the magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.

XEROX SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace.

IRRITAINMENT: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them.

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

ADMINISPHERE: The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.

404: Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.

OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake.

Don't be too busy today...pass along the grins!!

Beauty of Maths

Beauty of Maths

1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321


1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 +10= 1111111111


9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888


Brilliant, isn't it?






And finally, take a look at this symmetry:


1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111=12345678987654321


Amazing!!!!

Secrets you need to know!

1. The most common name in the world is Muhammad.


2. Coca-Cola was originally green.


3. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.


4. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.


5. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!


6. Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.


7. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.


8. It is impossible to lick your elbow.


9. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.


10. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.


11. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.


12. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.


13. It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.


14. Each King on playing cards represent a great King from history. Spades - King David; Clubs - Alexander the Great; Hearts - Charlemagne; Diamonds - Julius Caesar.


15. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321


16. A statue in a park with a soldier on a horse with its two front legs in the air means the soldier died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the soldier died of injuries from battle. If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the soldier died of natural causes.


17. Question - What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common? Ans. - All invented by women.


18. Question - This is the only food that doesn't spoil. What is this? Ans. - Honey.


19. Question - If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"? Ans. - One thousand.


20. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.


21. A snail can sleep for three years.


22. All polar bears are left handed.


23. The average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 61,000.


24. American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.


25. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.


26. Butterflies taste with their feet.


27. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.


28. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.


29. It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the "honeymoon".


30. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone.


31. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.


32. Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump".


33. In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase "goodnight, sleep tight!".


34. Thomas Edison who invented electricity was afraid of the dark.


35. In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb".


36. The first novel ever written on a typewriter: Tom Sawyer.


37. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.


38. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.


39. Many years ago in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.


40. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.


41. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.


42. Intelligent people have more zinc and copper in their hair.


43. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.


44. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.


45. The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.


46. Most lipstick contains fish scales.


47. Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.


48. During historic civil wars, when troops returned without any casualties, a writing was put up so all can see which read "0 Killed". From here we get the expression "O.K." which means all is good.


49. The word "cemetery" comes from the Greek "koimetirion" which means dormitory.


50. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.


51. There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.


52. When the English settlers landed in Australia, they noticed a strange animal that jumped extremely high and far. They asked the aboriginal people using body language and signs trying to ask them about this animal. They responded with "Kan Ghu Ru", the English then adopted the word "kangaroo". What the aboriginal people were really trying to say was "we don't understand you", "kan ghu ru".


53. A cockroach can live 9 days without its head. It only dies because it cannot eat.


54. A duck's quack has no echoe, and nobody knows why.


55. Starfish have no brains.


56. Mosquitoes have teeth.


57. Humans and dolphins are the only animals that have sex for pleasure.


58. And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow...

Admirable Thoughts

Don't compare yourself with any one in this world.
If you compare, you are insulting yourself.

No one will manufacture a lock without a key.
Similarly God won't give problems without solutions.

Life laughs at you when you are unhappy...
Life smiles at you when you are happy...
Life salutes you when you make others happy...

Every successful person has a painful story.
Every painful story has a successful ending.
Accept the pain and get ready for success.

Easy is to judge the mistakes of others.
Difficult is to recognize our own mistakes.
It is easier to protect your feet with slippers than to cover the earth with carpet.

No one can go back and change a bad beginning;
But anyone can start now and create a successful ending.

If a problem can be solved, no need to worry about it.
If a problem cannot be solved, what is the use of worrying?

If you miss an opportunity don't fill the eyes with tears.
It will hide another better opportunity in front of you.

"Changing the Face" can change nothing.
But "Facing the Change" can change everything.
Don't complain about others;
Change yourself if you want peace.

Mistakes are painful when they happen.
But year's later, collection of mistakes is called experience, which leads to success.

Be bold when you loose and be calm when you win.

Heated gold becomes ornament.
Beaten copper becomes wires.
Depleted stone becomes statue.
So the more pain you get in life, the more valuable you become.

Lessons worth remembering

Five-minute business course - lessons worth remembering.

Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders, in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.


Lesson 2:

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:

If you are not well-informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.


Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:

Always let your boss have the first say.


Lesson 4:

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.


Lesson 5:

A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:

Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..


Lesson 6:

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:

(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!!

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Got this from an email. TQ!

Memperdaya-diperdaya (minyak naik)

Someone sent me this. I am not anti-government nor pro-opposition but I want is what most Malaysians want; lower cost of living! That's all.

I just copy-pasted the whole email into my blog, just to ponder together.

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Memperdaya - diperdaya (MINYAK NAIK)

Thursday, June 05, 2008. Semalam dalam akhbar tempatan, kerajaan telah keluarkan satu statistik kononnya harga minyak di Malaysia adalah yang paling rendah di rantau ini. Kemudian mereka membandingkan harga minyak Malaysia dengan harga minyak di Thailand, Singapore, Filipina dan Vietnam.

Persoalan sekarang, apakah asas perbandingan tersebut sedangkan negara-negara tersebut bukan pengeluar minyak? Hujah seperti inilah yang digunakan oleh barisan pemimpin untuk memperbodohkan orang kampung.

Ok, di sini fakta yang semua orang kena tahu. Pertama sekali sila lihat perbandingan harga minyak Malaysia dan negara-negara pengeluar minyak yang lain:-

Negara Harga minyak seliter (dalam RM)

Malaysia RM 2.70
Iran RM 0.29
Venezuela RM 0.16
Turkemenistan RM 0.39
Arab Saudi RM 0.19
Mesir RM 0.81

Dari data di atas, membuktikan propaganda kerajaan adalah palsu dan tidak benar. Kesemua negara pengeluar minyak di atas, harga minyak adalah di bawah RM1.00 seliter. Ada sesetengah alasan mengatakan keluaran minyak kita tak sebanyak Arab Saudi yang mengeluarkan sejuta tong sehari.

Menurut kerajaan, pengeluaran minyak kita adalah dalam lingkungan 700 ribu tong sehari. Oleh itu kalau berdasarkan ratio pengeluaran minyak antara Arab Saudi dan Malaysia 1 juta : 700 ribu, sepatutnya harga minyak Malaysia dalam lingkungan RM0.30 sen sahaja. Kenapa Arab Saudi boleh kekalkan harga minyak pada 0.19 sen seliter tapi Malaysia pada 1.92 sen? Bukankah jauh bezanya? Bagaimana pula dengan Venezuela yang jumlah penduduk hampir sama dengan Malaysia boleh kekalkan harga minyak pada 0.16 sen seliter sahaja?

Ini menunjukkan ada sesuatu yang tak kena dalam menguruskan hasil minyak dalam negara. Ketika DSAI menjawat jawatan Menteri Kewangan Malaysia pada tahun 1991-1998, harga minyak dikekalkan pada 1.10 sen seliter. Bagaimana beliau boleh mengekalkan harga minyak selama lapan tahun sedangkan harga minyak dunia naik mendadak ketika perang teluk di Iraq?

Pada masa yang sama juga pembangunan dan projek-projek banyak juga dijalankan dalam negara tanpa perlu naikkan harga minyak. Tapi pemimpin kerajaan beri alasan untuk naikkan harga minyak supaya duit tersebut dapat tampung projek pembangunan.

Masalah sekarang projek pembangunan untuk faedah siapa? Rakyat atau kroni? Berapa kerat orang yang dapat faedah dari koridor pembangunan di sana-sini?

Subsidi minyak yang ditanggung kerajaan mencapai 35 billion setahun. Kerajaan bersungguh-sungguh untuk mengurangkan subsidi minyak ini kerana kalau harga minyak tidak dinaikkan dengan segera ianya akan mengganggu peruntukan kerajaan bagi membangunkan koridor-koridor di seluruh negara yang bernilai ratusan billion.

Yang orang asyik berhujah ialah harga minyak perlu dinaikkan kerana harga minyak dunia telah naik. Ada yang mengatakan ia masalah global. So yang kita fikir ialah kenapa nak risau tentang harga minyak dunia yang melambung naik kerana sepatutnya sebagai negara pengeluar minyak, Malaysia seharusnya gembira kerana bila harga minyak dunia naik, pendapatan Petronas jadi berlipat ganda.

So apa masalahnya? Walaupun Malaysia ada mengimport minyak dari luar untuk kegunaan tempatan, tapi bila dah net off dari pendapatan export, masih untung besar lagi. Adakah negara akan bankrupt kalau turunkan harga minyak?? Sudah tentu tidak. Sila lihat statistik di bawah:-

Allocation untuk mega projek:-

Koridor Utara : RM 17.5 billion
Koridor Timur : RM 112 billion
Wilayah Iskandar : RM 47 billion
Koridor Sabah : RM 105 billion
Koridor Sarawak : RM 107 billion

Bila kerajaan membuat pelan untuk pembangunan projek di atas, sudah tentulah kerajaan mempunyai wang yang banyak. Jadi, jika kerajaan sanggup membelanjakan ratusan billion untuk projek pembangunan seperti di atas yang hanya boleh dimanafaatkan oleh segelintir rakyat sahaja, kenapa nak tampung subsidi 35 billion setahun pun tak mampu? Mana yang lebih penting? Mana yang perlu diutamakan? Kebajikan rakyat atau projek mega?

Bila menteri-menteri beri komen tentang ekonomi, semuanya berkata yang bagus-bagus, tapi bila bercakap soal subsidi minyak, dah cakap lain pulak. So kalau TPM kata turunkan harga minyak akan buat negara bankrup, bagaimana projek ratusan billion di atas? Tak bankrupkah negara dengan projek ratusan billion tersebut?

Perlu diingat bahawa di samping pendapatan hasil petroleum, negara juga mempunyai hasil dari sumber lain seperti getah, sawit, taxation, balak dan lain-lain. Pendapatan tahunan negara kalau diambil kira harga minyak yang melambung naik bakal mencecah 200 billion setahun.

Dari jumlah tersebut susah sangat ke nak sumbangkan 50 billion untuk beri subsidi pada rakyat?

Ni korang compare ngan Turkmenistan.

Oil - production: 196,700 bbl/day (2005 est.)
GDP - per capita (PPP): $9,200 (2007 est.)

Ni Malaysia punya:

Oil - production: 751,800 bbl/day (2005 est.)
GDP - per capita (PPP): $14,400 (2007 est.)

Fikir-fikirkanlah sendiri...

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Yep, mari kita fikirkan bersama, tapi fikir sampai pecah kepala pun, harga tetap tak turun punyelah!! So marilah kita sama-sama berdoa agar sesuatu yg "baru" benar-benar berlaku bila tiba masanya nanti.

A Donkey's Tale

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.

He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down. A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He was astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing: He would shake it off and take a step up!

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of our troubles is a stepping stone. We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.
4. Give more.
5. Expect less

NOW......... enough of that crap... The donkey later came back, and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected and the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock.

MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:

"When you do something wrong, and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you."

You have two choices...smile and close this page, or pass this along to someone else to spread the fun.

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From an email I received. TQ.

It is YOU!

A thought-provoking email I received from someone.

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One day all the employees reached the office and they saw a big notice on the door on which it was written:

“Yesterday the person who has been hindering your growth in this company passed away. We invite you to join the funeral in the room that has been prepared in the gym”.

In the beginning, they all got sad for the death of one of their colleagues, but after a while they started getting curious to know, who was that man who hindered their growth of his colleagues and the company itself. The excitement in the gym was such that security agents were ordered to control the crowd within the room. The more people reached the coffin, the more the excitement heated up.

Everyone thought: “Who is this guy who was hindering my progress? Well, at least he died!”

One by one the thrilled employees got closer to the coffin, and when they looked inside it, they suddenly became speechless. They stood nearby the coffin, shocked and in silence, as if someone had touched the deepest part of their soul.

There was a mirror inside the coffin: everyone who looked inside it could see himself. There was also a sign next to the mirror that said:

“There is only one person, who is capable to set limits to your growth:

IT IS YOU.

You are the ONLY person who can revolutionize your life.

You are the only person, who can influence your happiness, your realization and your success.

You are the ONLY person who can help YOURSELF.

Your life does not change when your boss changes, when your friends change, when your parents change, when your partner changes, when your company changes.

Your life changes when YOU change, when you go beyond your limited beliefs, when you realize that you are the ONLY one responsible for your life.

THE MOST IMPORTANT RELATIONSHIP YOU CAN HAVE IS THE ONE YOU HAVE WITH YOURSELF!”.

The world is like a Mirror. It gives back to anyone the reflection of the thoughts in which one has strongly believed.

The world and your reality are like mirrors lying in a coffin, which show to any individual the death of his divine capability to imagine and create his happiness and his success.

It’s the way you face Life that makes the difference.

Have a NICE DAY!